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May 12, 2012

itwasagiftfromyourwife replied to your post: Uninstalling the sims 2 and 3 off my laptop ;_;

whoa…………………. can I…. play the sims 3 on your computer someday…?

Probably… I dunno when I’m gonna install it though

Tags: itwasagiftfromyourwife mostly just trying to uninstall everything off my laptop y'know

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April 25, 2012
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How I didn’t dream about Mass Effect and instead dreamed about the tickets of the Rush concert in Charlotte being sold out, I’ll never know

Tags: and that dad thought the concert was raleigh and I was like NOPE CHARLOTTE ALSO WHAT?? to him and then I was upset and then I went how on EARTH did the tickets sell out in literally one day I should have known it was a dream by that point also I think I dreamed about work and driving to work and also driving because of y'know my mom PROBABLY DRIVING TO NEW YORK NEXT WEEK yeah my life what is it even

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April 02, 2012
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18thcenturyfrenchlesbos replied to your post: JOKER WHY ARE YOU COCKBLOCKING THESE LESBIAN…

Mass Effect: your mom thinks it’s a space movie. (which would be better if than her knowing you’re causing the lesbian make outs)

WOULD IT THOUGH?

Tags: rebekah tells our parents that I'm a lesbian every other day so granted she also tells them that SHE is a lesbian every other day so y'know 18thcenturyfrenchlesbos also my mom would probably like playing mass effect watching her play portal for THREE HOURS was hilarious

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March 26, 2012
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good morning

itwasagiftfromyourwife:

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#lester patel #jeff barnes #chuck #thighs #assbrahamlincolon #INNER THIGH #that’s my best guess as to what I was supposed to tag this? #VIK IS A BABE #jeff’s not so bad here either #SUBMISSION

I was just hoping you’d tag it anything having to do with thighs.

Tags: also I have never hated jeff or even thought he was as awful as everyone in the show makes him out to be I HAVE SEEN WAY WORSE SHIRTLESS GUYS OKAY A MILLION TIMES WORSE granted none of those shirtless guys were trying to flash me but y'know in any case maybe I just want this on my blog MAYBE maybe. lester patel jeff barnes chuck NO REGRETS

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February 02, 2012
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saying “my ovaries exploded” is the worst way to say you are turned on ever

EVER

EVER

Tags: least sexy least attractive if your ovaries really exploded when you looked at a guy I don't think you'd be so happy I think you'd actually be y'know in pain and dying it's a really bad phrase and thing to say and I hate it I understand that it's like... a 'female version' of jizzing everywhere or something but can't you please pick something else please

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January 25, 2012
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outerspacecake:

timelessalice:

crowbegottenbatman:

peregrint:

LOTR Valentines

These were way too much fun to make. 

I really love my Sauron one. I’m not gonna lie.

Oh my god this is precious

I’m going to give one of these to you

Valentine’s day is pretty much the best holiday because of things like this.

pippin’s is the best but Frodo’s makes me laugh hardest

(via bienenwolf)

Tags: THOUGH I THINK the tolkien one is actually very sweet too since y'know he had 'beren and luthien' written on his and his wife's tombstones so yeah lord of the rings

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November 24, 2011

So Joe emails me at like 12am

apparently there is a sale for two copies for Portal 2 for $18

guess who is now going to have Portal 2

Tags: especially now that I have y'know money and I don't feel bad about paying $9 for a game that's pretty legit

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October 13, 2011
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Possibly my favorite part of the episode.

(via -andrews)

Tags: aside from y'know ALL OF IT

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July 29, 2011
itwasagiftfromyourwife replied to your post: IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAAAAEEEEEEEE?? AWWWWWW HAPPEE BIRFDAEEEEEE!!!! i hop u hav yumi kayk nd prezints
IF TRENT RUNS AWAY WITH YOU. NO. MY HEART will never mend if he does! Never. D:!!!!!!!

PFFT NO WAY HE COULD NEVER LOVE SOMEONE

AS FAT AS YOU

Tags: I mean I would kill myself y'know