orangeowlett:

assbrahamlincolon:

OH MAN

we have a new girl working here I guess, I helped set up her timecard and all this business and she is SO pretty, and is wearing such awesome pants that I am jealous forever

And I think she graduated early like me because she’s only two weeks older than me which… I only know because I was the one who had to do her paperwork.

because I am a creepy stalker. But she seems really cool

RACHEL CREEPILY BLOGS FROM WORK BLOG 2012!!!

YOU ARE THE BEST CREEPY STALKER

and will make best friends because that is what is

UP

YES. OF COURSE.

The sad part is she quit after the first day. ;_; THOUGH I did find out that another guy who works with me is only five years older than I am and younger than the co-worker I usually hang out with (who I always think is like… more of my peer than this guy I guess?) So that was really weird.

BUT I ONLY KNOW THAT BECAUSE I WAS BEING A CREEPER SO