February 2012
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what do you MEAN eating doughnuts and zingers for breakfast was a bad plan
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!
in other news I have to drive about two and a half hours for work today
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Reblog with your waifu
orangeowlett:
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misha-sparkle:
mspaintlaughingalonewithpails:
me and the wife
PERFECT YES GREAT WONDERFUL YES <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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orangeowlett:
assbrahamlincolon:
unrelated sidenote:
somehow doing a google search for tumblr “penis two penises”
actually comes up with exactly what I wanted and not three thousand pages of porn
who knew
That would be the anti-porn charm I cast upon you
MAY IT FAVOR YOUR RECKLESS HEART
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HONORED
it will protect my heart for ever
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immolly replied to your post: MY BROTHER PEED MY BED
at least He-Man can comfort you while you sleep
he will protect me
from pee
lisabyron replied to your post: MY BROTHER PEED MY BED
Ugh. My worst nightmare. :|
YOU KNOW MY PAIN ;_; I’ll try to make sure they don’t pee on your stuff when you come here
venivicivetinari replied to your post: MY BROTHER PEED MY BED
This is an awful...
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MY BROTHER PEED MY BED
HE PEED ALL OVER IT
MOM SAID IT WAS WATER
BUT IT WAS PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EDIT: she agrees it is pee now she smelled the mattress
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there is a chopped up hot dog in our little kitchen area
just sitting on a plate
unattended
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itwasagiftfromyourwife replied to your post: A cupcake and poptarts for breakfast GREATEST…
2 cupcakes for breakfast :D and 0 coffee… :| no coffee was a horrible plan. BUT CUPCAKES WERE GOOD
AT LEAST YOU HAD CUPCAKES
at least <3
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A cupcake and poptarts for breakfast
GREATEST PLAN
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unrelated sidenote:
somehow doing a google search for tumblr “penis two penises”
actually comes up with exactly what I wanted and not three thousand pages of porn
who knew
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itwasagiftfromyourwife replied to your photo: “Morgan Grimes: Not just for the ladies anymore.”
99.9% sure I dreamed of Morgan last night. WHAT I DREAMED, THOUGH, I DON’T REMEMBER x(
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helloheartlandhopeful replied to your photo: I think every home needs a shirtless statue of…
heck i want one for my front yard and my living room.
I wish I was a millionaire because I would buy them for you.
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ironicchef replied to your post: ironicchef replied to your post: ironicchef…
oh my god your tags kill me, even if I don’t watch chuck or whatever cartoon butts show you watch
I can’t stop laughing
that’s basically all I watch right there
but seriously you are making my night
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ironicchef replied to your post: ironicchef replied to your post: I know you’re…
lmfao I KNOW RIGHT I was like “why would you ruin a cake like that” seriously
Maybe it was just someone’s dream to eat a cake that tasted like farts and thought this would be the best way to do it
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ironicchef replied to your post: I know you’re going to judge me for this… but have you heard of cakefarts. ogmdfghdjgh i can’t believe I’m asking you this baahahahahah
BEFORE YOU LOOK IT UP its a fetish/porno but its basically what it sounds people put their butt into cake and… fart I thought it was a joke when I heard about it
I LITERALLY BURST OUT LAUGHING
I AM STILL LAUGHING
WHAT ON EARTH
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ironicchef asked: I know you're going to judge me for this... but have you heard of cakefarts. ogmdfghdjgh i can't believe I'm asking you this baahahahahah
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itwasagiftfromyourwife replied to your photo
wait what is happening here…?
what do you THINK is happening here? HMM?
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MARCH WILL BE THE BEST MONTH
18thcenturyfrenchlesbos:
assbrahamlincolon:
18thcenturyfrenchlesbos:
COMMUNITY COMES BACK MARCH 15TH
YES
YES
YES
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
ANNA
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS
YOU ARE GOING TO BE AT MY HOUSE WHEN COMMUNITY COMES BACK
PARTY AT MY PLACE ON THE 15TH EVERYONE!!!!!!!
DAMMIT, I WISH I LIVED CLOSER TO YOUR HOUSE
ROAD TRIP!! IT’S A PRETTY STRAIGHT SHOT UP US95 TO MY HOUSE....